Podcast V: The D.V.S. 1

This week Jim sits down with the D.V.S 1, David Staughn. David talks about race, white people and race. He also talks about which First Lady he'd totally like to bang (Hint: It ain't Abigail Fillmore).

Check out all the good-time funness here.

Podcast IV: Bill Metzger

Welcome back.

Everybody today we present the last podcast before our next show (this Tuesday, Feb 24th, 8pm at the Buddhist Biker) and we take some time to chat with Bill Metzger.

Listen to Bill opine about the economy, dementia and how much he likes the water he's drinking.

All the fun can be found right here.

25 Things You Don't Know About Me.

• I haven’t used a pencil erasure since 1987, because that was the last time I made a mistake.
  
• I say cool and hip things like “trippin,” “swoll,” “off the chain,” and “me too.”
  
• Contrary to what Willow believes, I am in fact the greatest swordsman that ever lived, not Madmartigan.
• When I read mystery novels I have to stop half-way through because that’s when I figure them out.
  
• I designed a very popular line of hyper-color evening wear sold in Prague..
• I stayed up for 24 hours once, and during that time I won a wrestling match, caught a fish, kissed a girl, wrote a story, and built a chair.  All of these things took place in the parking lot of a 7-11.
  
• I was a C-section, twice.
• In 2003 I launched an advertising business that advertises for an advertising company.
  
• I can hug a gay person without thinking I might be gay.
  
• I wrote this whole article with my eyes closed.
  
• I lit the wrong end of a cigarette once, and that was only because God spoke to me while I was lighting it.
  
• After six years, I finally convinced the fifth dentist to recommend Trident. 
• I have bailed three people out of debt and put four severely in debt.
  
• Bangorang.
  
• On September 11th, the terrorists thought I was in one of the towers.
• In Biloxi there are six streets named after me.
• Mi poto paroli Esperanto kun ease. Bitch.
  
• I donated my left kidney in 2002 and it grew back, so I donated it again in 2004.
• In my spare time I write additions to the Bible. My Bible is now over 14,000 pages long.
  
• When I play sports I will sometimes secretly switch teams in order to give myself the advantage. 
  
• The Dali Lama once thanked me for eating breakfast with him.
  
• In 1994 I dodged a bullet. It took three years before I discovered that I had actually been shot. 
  
• I will have three contributions in the next edition of "Bartlett’s Familiar Quotations" 
  
• My past lives brag that I am their future life.
• Every night before I go to sleep I play an entire game of Monopoly moving for all twelve pieces. 

Podcast II: Johnny Mac

Hey gang, another week, another fabulous podcast. This week I sit down with local funnyman Johnny Mac.

Johnny is from suburban Richmond but insists that he hates malls and isn't a racist. He also talks about the time he spent in Iowa. Uhm...it's actually more interesting than it sounds.

You can listen to all the good timey funness right here.

Daddy's New Roommate

Ruth Morton, one of my favorite improvers and fan of the Roundtable sent me this clip of Bill Hicks, one of the true geniuses of stand up comedy. The clip is from his last performance and is the same material that David Letterman refused to air in October of 1993.

Enjoy.